Friday, October 23, 2009

Don't forget to wash behind your ears

Although I have always found bathing to be one of the more enjoyable and peaceful times of my day, I do find the process of beginning and ending a bath/shower to be cumbersome.

First, the transition from dry to wet can at times be shocking. The control you once had with dryness gets taken away with every drop of water.

Second, as a bath man I find no other feeling in the world as stinging as a cold tub on the back. It's like taking a forty pound popsicle and plopping it on your 98.6 degree (or not depending on how familiar you are with biology) back. Ouch!

Third, the drying off process sucks. In the winter time it is especially annoying to leave the warm nest of the tub and live life in the tundra that is your bathroom. How about that for motivation to get to work?


Anyway, I'd love to see some of the world's great thinkers get together to tackle this worldwide dilemma. Time for me to scruba dub!

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